Easy indoor plants…

I firmly believe that everyone should surround themselves in Nature as much as possible – turning off the a/c & letting the breeze cool you, walking barefoot in the grass, & growing plants indoors & out. Those of us who are apartment-dwellers like myself are stuck with the indoor-only option, & as much as we’d like to grow vegetables on our windowsills, the windows we’re blessed with aren’t always conducive to that pesky process known as photosynthesis.
Some people, like my mother, have an amazing green thumb. Mine might as well be purple for all the poor plants I’ve killed over the years. But I LOVE plants, & each year I get a bit better. A few years ago I was able to grow an amazing shamrock, but when I moved I had to let it go, & passed it onto my mother. Since then, I’ve let my fear of killing green things get in the way of the simple pleasures of having plants in the house. I’ve let excuses like my lack-of green thumb get in the way, or telling myself that my kitties will just eat them. Maybe the sun is wrong in my apartment? Oh, I’ve come up with dozens of excuses.
No more, I say! This year is my year, & I’m determined to learn the right & proper way to grow plants indoors. Over the years, I’ve made the mistake of trying to do much at once. While it’s true that I once had an orchid who did magnificently in the window in which she was perched, that was mere chance – I honestly had no idea how to actually care for such a finicky plant, & eventually it too met an untimely end. I brought home a bonsai once, after visiting the Philadelphia Flower Show – & had made the same mistake so many beginning bonsai enthusiasts make: I picked the beautiful pink serissa, one of the most difficult to care for. As it rapidly declined & panickedly researched ways to save my new charge, I discovered that even those who are advanced bonsai gardeners often struggle to care for this little tree. It was doomed from the beginning. Someday I’ll try my hand at bonsai again, but not until I thoroughly research an easier variety for a beginner.
Over the next few days, I’ll share with you what I’ve learned from my mother, from experience, & from my own research. We can all make our lives a little more green!
Step One: Let go of all your exotic dreams
As I mentioned earlier, I jumped right into orchids & bonsai, two disciplines of gardening that take years of knowledge, skill, & patience to acquire. As with anything else, you should start simple. Once you master fern & vine, you can try your hand at more advanced techniques.
Tomorrow I’ll have a list of great beginner plants to choose from – & never fear, you’ll not be limited to African Violets & basic ferns, although those certainly are great options!
Step Two: Remember the number 635.965, & keep it holy
As a citizen of the planet, you have the ultimate tool at your disposable: your library card. 635.965 is the Dewey number for indoor gardening, & within those shelves you’ll find probably dozens of books oozing with information begging to be read. Do some research & make notes of what looks fantastic (& possible). You might be surprised at the possibilities, & the requirements needed for what you thought was a simple plant! Do you have the sun cover required for a healthy plant? What about room? The shamrock I talked about earlier started in a 4″ pot, but quickly grew into a 24″ pot. I was completely unprepared for that! Make sure none of the plants you purchase are potentially poisonous to any of your critters, & that you yourself are not allergic!
I would also check out the bargain section of your local bookstore – there’s usually at least one indoor gardening book for super cheap, & it’s always a good idea to have something on hand. Just make sure the book you purchase has the plants you intend to grow within its pages!
If you use the World Wide Web (which you should!), make sure the site is legit & not just an ad-driven oddity. Anything you search for these days comes up with at least a dozen sites that look they were created just so people will click on their ads. Places like Martha Stewart, HGTV, & other well-known institutions are probably the best places to look. There’s a reason you learned about information relevancy in school!
Another great place for information, at least in the US, is your local extension service – affiliated with your (land grant) state university’s College of Agriculture, they’ll have tons of expert advice available!
Step Three: Brush up on your networking skills
Besides doing all of the above, look into your local “people” experts. Is your uncle, mom, or cousin an avid gardener? Your co-worker? You might be surprised at the expertise available right in own neighborhood.
There are also many online forums for gardeners available – maybe you should check one out!
At any rate, I encourage you to make friends with a local expert of some sort. If you have a local greenhouse that you’re purchasing your plants from, they’ll probably be more than happy to help a beginner.
The bottom line is this: Enlist someone, anyone, so that when something starts going wrong, you can correct it before your dried-out plants ends up in the trash after two weeks!
Step Four: Purchase your plants!
When you’ve done your research & recruited help, it’s time to make your purchases. Support your local greenhouses if you can, but don’t feel bad if you end up getting your plants from a big warehouse like Lowe’s or Home Depot, or even someplace like K-Mart.
At the time of your purchase, be sure to get all the necessary supplies as well: pots (I suggest getting terra cotta, both for the aesthetic & because plastic is no good!), soil, plant food… anything your research turned up. Don’t shirk on anything – give your plants the best you can!
Step Five: Dig in!
Congratulations! You’ve made the commitment to be the best caretaker you can be to a living thing – no pressure or anything! :) Have a great time, & enjoy your new friends!




I’m looking forward to what you have to say! I have green onions that should be ready to enjoy by the end of this week. Black Seeded Simpson lettuce was planted into my elongated flowerpot Sunday evening. I cheated and bought a patio tomato plant (with blossoms already on it and one small tomato!) which is sitting on my back porch, looking very happy! Tonight, again in large pots, I will be planting buttercrunch lettuce, spinach, radishes and another planting of green onions. It’s great to put these items in pots because once the weather gets really hot here they don’t do as well in the ground. Depending upon the weather we will probably get the garden ready in the next week or two to put in plants like tomatoes, peppers, cukes, cabbage and whatever else we have room for. I can hardly wait!